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skinsluver:

When someone is annoying the shit out of you

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Life Hack #113

toastoat:

Cry off all your makeup instead of wasting money on makeup remover

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— 20 hours ago with 2596 notes

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

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— 20 hours ago with 389100 notes

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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— 20 hours ago with 274242 notes

4thofjulys:

"Americans are being so annoy-"

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— 20 hours ago with 82269 notes

twirlingtroye:

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

perfection in three sentences

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urbancatfitters:

I actually take a lot of naps bc I lie down in my bed to think about how wrong my life is going and and then I fall asleep

— 20 hours ago with 344 notes

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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(via stability)

— 20 hours ago with 97818 notes